Help Bar - Malia, Crete.

best fishbowls in the whole resort

Have been 4 years on the trort, part of 2wentys illios apartments the only place to stay

If ya like Garage and good strong drinks here it the place to be!

Help Bar is the Home of The Fishbowls in the whole of Malia. They definately get u drunk.

If u like old skool garage then Help bar is the place 2 go. and they also supply u with VERY VERY strong drinks most of the time!

Give it a go - u will love it!

hey 2 every1 at help bar..... its me amy, jus wanna say ello 2 ashley, dan and da reat ov da works at help, me and my gals loved it in der..... i jus wanna say dat MC fenton is sooooooo sexy!!!!! me and my gals mite b cumin bk in september so look out 4 us..... love ya love amy....

Malia is the place to be!!! Amazing nightlife! We started every night off with a fishbowl in the help bar! It's cheap but nice and gets you drunk! The staff are so friendly, it's lively and a fantastic atmosphere in the centre of the strip!! It is unmissable.

we just wana say thank u 2 the best bar in Malia! we had the best times of our holiday in this bar! we will definately be comin bk nxt yr 4 a head fcuker!

Somehow we ended up in this place everynight!!! Never give anywhere else a thought.... How could we stay away though when u'v got REAM pr's working there like ... DAVE!!! The fishbowls done it for us girls everynight!!!

Malia got really espensiveso we used to always go to the hep ba after a couple of drinks in the apts. The fish bowls FUCK YOU UP! and they ork outcheaper. however do not drink them when your sober wait til your taste buds aint on top form if you know wot i mean. but very atmosphere, wicked garage music (better then the lush bar)

the bar is sound.

FISHBOWL PUT ME IN A WHEELCHAIR ON THE FIRST NIGHT!!!!!

This bar is bloody great, where Team Grandad beat Team Dinsey in the fishbowl challenge!! Totally kicked their ass but had the carry Vicky home up cardiac hill to the hotel! Model.... get over it, we didn't cheat your team were just crap!!!!!

laterz

Hiya, Me & Lea would like to say, the fish bowls here are wkd! (although we never bought one) big thank you to the blokes who let us drink their's.
Main reason for why we are writing is because when we both went malia from 20th - 28th of aug we met sum blokes in here who we would like to get hold of!
one being Ben! he'll remember who we are when i mention Gary Lucy??!! n BARRY!!! also sum lad who i didn't catch he's name but was very good looking, i kept having eye contact with him and saw him in Factory n he was dancing on the poles. would love to see you again, had lovely eyes!! if either of you see this message please email me on above address!
Love ya loads!
n were be back next year!... watch this space.........
Hay n Lea xxxxx

just writting a note hoping to get a message across to yanis and kosta at the help bar, hello guys how are you!! miss you heaps think about the good times we had working at the help bar last year you were amazing to work for the best boss in crete by far!! i wish you all the luck with everything and hope to get back to malia soon.
take care donna and fiona :)

does anyone know the blonde long haired pr at help bar, she gave me her num and i lost it, can anyone help

Fantastic!! Went to Help Bar & had HEAD FUCKER which nearly killed my boyfriend- never seen any body that shade of green before?!!! Was brilliant night in here, check out the bar man on his Harley!

This is guna be the 3rd time i have been to malia and stayed in the illios appts behind the help bar. perfect place to stay...roll outa bed n straight 2 the bar.....the help bar has 2 b the best place 2 start cos once uve had an xtra strong (no idea wot they put in em) fishbowl u wont be needing another drink in a hurry.....me n my sis had to get lads to help us finish em....hence the name of the bar!!!!!!!its wkd.....the mc is a bit annoying walking around ya but the alcohol drowns him out!!!!!

It does exactly what it says on the tin!
Do it! do it now!!!
Fuckin amazing
xxxxxxx

hey 2 yanni me n rach are coming back this year! kay wants her job back at the bar n rach wants 2 sit at the bar promoting drinks in her own special way! xxx

hi well i think yu will remember us girls we where there may 2005 all 13 of us and we had dave and minger tattooed on our arms we allways chatted to the sext staff!!!!! mmmmmm jamie oliver (cooper) have you fed those kids yet??? lol and fit dave from scotland mmmm how nice where you ehhh??

ne way just to say we had a fab holiday and your a good bunch of lads and a good bar to start off and party in!!!

We will see you soon xxxxxx

OH MY GOD - If there is one thing you need to do while in malia it is go to the Help bar and get a headfucker fishbowl!! we started every night with 1 or 2 of these between 6 of us and there was not a night that we left this bar without been wasted or as we now refer to it HEADFUCKED!!!! ENJOY!!

Whilst on my 2 week honeymoon in July 2005, we went to the Help Bar every night, the atmos is superb and I absolutely love the famous 'Fishbowl'. Staff are really friendly and we even left a thank you present to the bar owner Yannis this was a Liverpool FC top which he loved.

I advise anyone to visit this bar if you are in Malia, u will have a great night

The best garage bar i have ever been to.......................

take me back xxx

We only came to this bar once and once was enough! LOL! A guy from our hotel told us about this bar and about the infamous Head Fuck fish bowl, so we decided to check it out for ourselves...I can't really remember much after drinking it but I know it was a good night (judging from my hangover the next day!) I would recommend it to anyone.

Hi i worked in malia last year and remember your fish bowls as being legendary! I am currently a manager of a nightclub in bristol and we are looking at doing fishbowls for our student nights! i couldnt quite remember what was in the head fucker fishbowl but all i remember is that it gets u wasted!.I would be very gratefull if you could Please can you email me bk the ingredients!
Hope u had a good summer!;-)
Many thanks
Aimee Permial
syndicate superclub
Bristol

brilliant

Headfuckers live up to their name!