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"Best Bar In Malia"
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Quality bar, staff are amazing, cant beat it. Me n ma pals were there every night of our holiday it was that good
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By: Kierran Galloway - 18 September 2008
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Recommended:  Yes Location: East Kilbride, Scotland
Age: 16    
"Put a donk on it"
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Squeeze bar rocks and Rich is an absolute legend :-)
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By: Miss Big Breasts - 17 September 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Warrington
Age: 22    
"We Love Squeeze!!!!"
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Just a quick mention, that this is offically the Stokie Hang out of malia!! Rich, Emma, Kev, Tasha all Legends... and also Lucy @ PBC

Let us know when the re-union is because DR FLANGE AND HIS SEX APPRENTICES FROM HELL will be there!!

We all want to come back nowwwwwwwwwwwww

Ben, Adam, Scott, Ash, Dan, Shing, Evo, Dez



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By: Ben - 15 September 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Stoke on Trent
Age: 23    
"Dr Flange & His International Sex Pests!"
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Pool Bar Crazy made our holiday what its was, what a laugh! Then Squeeze at night was the bollocks, Rich Top Man.... See Ya All At The Reunion.. The Stoke Lads xxx
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By: Dan - 14 September 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Stoke
Age: 19    
"WE <3 SQUEEZE"
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LOVED IT!
we'd start off having a few drinks here before hitting the strip,
we even won the 'idiots quiz' haha.
LOVED DAWN + DARREN (:
missing it loads!
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By: AMY COOK - 08 August 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: ST.HELENS
Age: 18    
"UNREAL"
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had a few mint nights in this bar!! bit different to all the shit crack up the strip.....workers in this bar wr awesome, n if i can get bak out, will u sort me out with a job or what????
gutted i didnt get a t-shirt like, whats all that about, get itsorted wil ye ha
ciao xxxxx
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By: Abbie Pearson - 05 August 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Durham
Age: 21    
"3 steves from belfast sayin hi"
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hey rich

Steve L from the '3 steves from belfast' from last summer!! hope everythings goin well & u n Matt r ok. miss ya all n raging we cudnt get out again this year to see you. had such a good time with u guys n hope to get back sumday soon.

big hug for beth im sure shes gettin big

stevie
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By: steve l - 03 August 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: norn irn
Age: 28    
"Malia Rockers"
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the best bar of malia beach 'SQUEEEZEEEE'!

gREEz from Switzerland
alias roger
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By: roger - 30 July 2008
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Recommended:  Yes Location: squeeze
Age: 24    
"CRAIC!"
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We love the squeeze! GlASVEGAS!!!

Thanks for making Malia immense!!

Love, Hugs and Jugs,

Laura and Hannah!
xxx
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By: LauratheLegend - 26 July 2008
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Ireland
Age: 19    
"unreal"
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best bar in greece !! bar staff second to none mint music, decor, activities, food and atmosphere !!!!
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By: DUGIE - 16 July 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: HARTLEPOOL
Age: 22    
"SQUEEZE IS NUMBER 1"
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JUST GOT BACK HOME AFTER A WEEK IN MALIA. WE WERE IN SQUEEZE BAR EVERY NIGHT. EASILY THE BEST BAR IN MALIA. GREAT MUSIC AND DRINKS. RICH, KEV AND JOLIE ARE ALL AMAZING AND ARE UP FOR A GREAT LAUGH. NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART AND STAY OFF THE GAS CHAMBERS. HAHA.

RICHARD,MARK AND JOHN.
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By: RICHARD - 21 May 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: BELFAST
Age: 18    
"Andy and Wayne (the cross dresser )"
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Landed at 11.30 pm dumped the bags in our room walked down the street it was the start of the season so alot of the bars were closed then we heared the music so we followed it only to be greeted by Rory who we knew from the clubs in Manc he invited us in where we were greeted by Ritchie who offered us a drink and made us feel like we had been drinkin there for years haha then we met Emma who was brilliant all week she told us all the best places to go and even took us out on a bender god she can drink haha we have already made our plans to go back for another week coz we enjoyed it so much just need to let our livers recover....... The only thing we regret is on the last nite we fell asleep only to be woken by the rep tellin us we were late for our flight so we never got to say our goodbyes anyway see you all next time Ritchie keep bangin out those tunes and Emma keep avin a giggle and if anyone wants a great friendly nite out make sure you drop in to Squeeze THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS.....
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By: Andy and wayne - 15 May 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Manchester uk
Age: 37    
"WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST IN MALIA WITHOUT SQUEEZE!! "
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ARRIVED IN MALIA 1ST WEEK OF THE SEASON, NOT MUCH OPEN, BUT DIDN'T MATTER AS WE CAME BY THE SQUEEZE BAR! RECIEVED A VERY WARM WELCOME BY RICH & AMIEE WHICH CONTINUED ALL WEEK. RICH HAS AN ABILITY TO MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME & THE ATMOSPHERE HE HAS CREATED YOU WOULD HAVE TO EXPERIENCE TO BELIEVE. THE DRINKS FLOW FREELY & THE FOOD IS GREAT (TRY AIMEE'S HOMEMADE BURGERS THEY ARE THE NUTS!) GREAT MUSIC AND GAMES FOR ALL TOO! MAKE SURE YOU ALSO MEET THE LOVELY LUCI WHAT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR & A TOTALLY ADDICTIVE PERSONNALITY, SHE MAKES THE BESTEST EVER COCKTAILS & WOULD PROBABLY BE ABLE TO GET A VICAR DRUNK!!!! SHE MOST DEFINATELY MADE OUR HOLIDAY! WE LUV YA LUCI!!! SEE YOU ALL SOON WE WILL BE BACK! ZOE & SCOOT
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By: Zoe & Scoot - 12 April 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Chelmsford Essex
Age: 35    
"MAD HOUSE"
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Hi guys and girls its anneka and pat(big kevs wife and stepdaughter) from donny.we were out there in september n matt wanted to place objects on my pregnant belly.well good news i had a baby girl and im now a skinny cow horray!!hope to see you guys soon.sorry we missed the reunion in newcastle.would be brill if we cud get in touch with you sum how and please tell us any info on your next reunion.
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By: anneka and pat aka big kev - 03 April 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: donny
Age: 21    
"BEST INDIE BAR IN MALIA"
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What can i say one of the best bars in malia and the best staff - Rich, Amy and wee Beth my good good friends whenever i goto Malia this is the place i would spend morning, noon and night in !! Keep up the good work guys C u in Jun 08
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By: Vicky Allan - 03 March 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Edinburgh - Scotland
Age: 28    
"Top as Foosh "
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This is a great bar! and all the staff or mint!! i Went in October 2007 and we had a mega top Halloween party that rocked, I must say the Jaigermister was flowing that night!!! Brilliant Bar overall i cant wait to go back :-) Roll on May
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By: Emma Lou - 12 February 2008
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Bolton
Age: 20    
"facebook!!"
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join my 'squeeze bar in malia!!!' group on facebook
thanks

sarah liverpool xx
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By: sarah - 09 December 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: liverpool
Age: 20    
"kraig and lou"
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can u let me no if the party in sunderland is still on
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By: kraig and lou - 15 November 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: hull
Age: 32    
"good nights "
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hi all this kraig hopeing to come and see u all in december in sunderland 4 the reunion need to nowere to get tickets from and tom is still ok lol but a bit sor lol
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By: kraig - 09 November 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: hull
Age: 32    
"Squeeze Reunion 8th December"
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The reunion is 100% on, contact squeezebarmalia:hotmail.com or jamma_smith@hotmail.com for more details.
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By: Matt - 08 November 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Malia
Age: 11    
"Made my Holiday!!! Brill"
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Squeeze - Brilliant bar, plays great tunes and have brill staff working their. They have mint games still buzzing from winning play your cards rights :-) bring on the squeeze reunion
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By: Emma - 31 October 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Bolton
Age: 20    
"Fab!"
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Myself and 7 friends visited Malia in early June 2007.One night 2 of us wanted a different night to the others and came across Squeeze.We enjoyed it so much we brought the rest along one or 2 nights more.The music is great and the staff are fab.Simon is gorgeous and very friendly,Richard & Gary (the young Mancunian doorman) are also really lovely.I will definately visit Squeeze again if we get a big enough group to go back to Malia.
P.S.If any of the staff are reading this,we're sorry for taking up space all day when we were bored and waiting for our coach to pick us up for the airport,but thanks for putting up with us!!
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By: Cat - 30 October 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Bradford,UK
Age: 23    
"you effing nugget!"
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have you still got your nugget hat???????????is the squeeze reunion still happening????iv had a few people email me about it....so said id let them know as soon as i find out!...............do it.....it'l ba amazing! cant wait to see you all again love dawn xxx
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By: dawn - 19 October 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: kent
Age: 24    
"f**cking gr8 bar "
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just got bac today 10/10/07. shame was only there 4 a week. will be bac soon. best bar in maila. everybody loves jagermeister !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By: cambraige rowers lol - 10 October 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: cambriage
Age: 18    
"rich, read this!! re-union info!"
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adeleslater@theagencygroup.com, that is the pigeon detectives booking agent. so jus bob her an e-mail, see what comes, if not i got a few indie bands that are proper good, so jus buzz us. helmet wearing mentalist i think you said! ha cant wait for the reunion. gonna knock the pap outta the uk!
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By: joe(bradford) - 09 October 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: BRADFORD CITY!!!
Age: 21    
"best bar in malia"
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fantastic night every night made to feel welcome from day one great staff loved every min of it try it its fab .the mackes
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By: jeff callaghan - 03 October 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: sunderland
Age: 32    
"reunion"
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Whats happening about the reunion? i havent got my hopes up for nothing have i?
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By: chris - 28 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: teesside
Age: 27    
"Fantastic Bar, even better tunes!"
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Would have gone mad on holiday if we had'nt found this bar. All the staff are fantastic! Great atmosphere - unlike some bars found further up the strip.
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By: Lynn - 26 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: London
Age: 35    
"Absolutly Amazing"
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AMAZING

got back from Malia this Morning 22/09/2007 spent my last night in SQUEEZE with my girlfriend, been going there the whole week we were there, Rich, Matt, Stewie, Emma and Lyn of what we saw of her, were all quality and defiantly know how to have a good time, i recommend SQUEEZE for any one who likes there indie/rock music, compared to the other two indie bars in malia, SQUEEZE comes out top trumps
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By: Dan Keeping - 22 September 2007
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Derby
Age: 18    
"you owe me a mackies!"
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Hey to the crew in squeeze, was the best bar in malia by far, made the holiday soo much better, best fry ups, best entertainment, best music (the kooks- naive) an best booze!!! mite be back another year its a guaranteed laugh!! see yaz all again , paddy
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By: Paddy - 12 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: liverpool
Age: 19    
"THANXXXXXXXX"
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Well all i can say is what andrew sed a just didnt think it were fair that i hadent wrote it, you guys are the best,and if it werent for your bar our holiday would av bin well s**t,jst wanted 2 say cheers and look forward to seein yaz at the reunion and we be bak next year for longa opefully :-D
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By: Nikki - 08 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Yorkshire
Age: 18    
"Pure Genious"
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I just want to say a big thank you to all the staff at squeeze, if we are honest our holiday wouldnt have been the same if it wasnt for you guys. You made us welcome the first time we entered and by the end it felt like home, even so much we didnt want to go home. Ritchie your tunes are amazing, kept me sane from all the hip hop and rnb rubbish being blarred out. I advise anybody into indie/rock music to make sure you visit squeeze, you will love it.

Sorry to stu but seeing your toe in the pliers was pretty fun.

We will see you at the reunion and definatley will be back next year. Again thank you to you all you were amazing :)

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By: Andy & Nikki - 05 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Yorkshire
Age: 20    
"Well what can i say..Emotional as always"
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Well guys whether I was hungover or up for it big style, always a warm welcome from everyone, and great entertanment. A friendly atmosphere where i met loads of new people and lots of the old.
I have loads of memorys from squeeze and i will miss all of u guys loads(until next time anyways). Oh yeah as i mentioned above about all those hangovers sure most were down to jageameister.
Cheers Guys
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By: Paul - 05 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Essex
Age: 32    
"woooowooo!"
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helllooooo! had such a laugh this year! defintely coming out next year with all the girls! stu and paul we miss you! hopefully meet again haha! yaaaaaay ellen and joely xx
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By: ellen&joely - 01 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: londonnnn!
Age: 17    
"madnss!!"
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hellooo richard its sarah and kath (crazy drunken scousers) we practically lived in you bar in may and you was our landlord - u put us in with the lads! hope your ok, we miss youu and everyone at squeeze! wish we cudda stayed longer! we will definatly be going to the reunion and we will see you there!

lv us x
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By: sarah and kath - 01 September 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: liverpool
Age: 20    
"Hey there...!!"
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Hey people, laura here from buuuuurmingham! Hope your all well! Me and my fellow sexy brummy pals have EXTREME withdrawl symptoms and wanna come back asap!! Paul hope someone is keeping you supplied with maccies chips and sambuca!! Rich I think I now have a phobia of jagermeister! :) :) Stu, your ace keep up the good work missing you all loads!! Looking forward to the reunion, we'll be there without a doubt! (By the way anyone reading this if you get Rich drunk and request Saturday Night by Wigfield he will play it for you!! Hehe)

See you all soon loadsa luv laura xxx

(By the way Darren from Hull I have a funny pic of you! Im still too scared to try the pirate game!! Arrrggghh!)
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By: 1 of the "3 sexy brummies!" - 28 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Birmingham ish
Age: 23    
"hi boyos"
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hi my welsh boyos, helmet head joe and the hull boys, malia aint the same without you guys. you all better be at the reunion in november!!!!!!!!!! love and hugs to you all xxxxxx
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By: emma aka tits - 22 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: malia
Age: 23    
"Quality Holiday!!!!"
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Thanks for a great holiday. Squeeze is the best, we miss u all loadz. It will be hard to beat next year but we will try, we'll definately be back!!!
Lots of love
Elisha & Katie
xoxoxox
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By: Elisha n Katie - 20 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Coventry
Age: 18    
"hull boys!"
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darren and glenn here from hull! had an awesome time evrynite in squeeze, best tunes in malia and the jagermeister flows like wine! cya at the reunion guys!x
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By: glenn - 19 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: hull
Age: 22    
"we will be bck on june 1st 4 3months 2 work "
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squeeze is awesome cant wait 4 the reunion in december will you lot be doing the skegness one i wonder??? me daffyd n maybe more of the boys r cummin 2 malia next yr 4 3months and we plan 2 work out there so u shall have us 4 a long time yet.....hopefully the same guys and girls will still be in malia from squeeze bar!!!!
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By: steven jones....mad welsh boys daffyd u never 4get - 18 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: merthyr tydfil
Age: 19    
"top staff top bar ill be back"
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squeeze bar jus awesome.....there everyday 4 2 weeks wat more i need 2 say.....hopefully see u all next yr on june 1st where i plan 2 stay 4 3 months with u crazy fukers haha
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By: stevie part of the merthyr we can drink a drop muk - 13 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: merthyr tydfil
Age: 19    
"absolute quality"
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i love you all cant wait 4 the re-union u will definatley b seeing me there without doubt,lots of love from me n the rest of da boyo's
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By: big daf - 13 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: merthyr
Age: 21    
"mint! drink at night cure hangover with breakfast!"
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cant wait for the reunion!! can we dance on the pool tables there too? haha! the coach that came to pick us up wasnt a first choice one :(
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By: allan - 08 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: solihull
Age: 18    
"we just f*cking ran at them!!!"
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aright! my head is well lumpy, stupid helmet! reunion is gonna be bad invincible and off the wall, well missing my eggy bread bacon and jack daniels fix! rich, give me a job? i could be morale officer or general of ..erm...dancing like a loon whilst people take pot shots at me with a stick? do it! or i will fight you!!!
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By: joe king of bradford - 05 August 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: BRADFORD!!
Age: 21    
"im coming back 4 ya"
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not long i b out there wid uw guys n gals big daf in malia part 2 n if is anything like last year it gonna b a blast c u in a few days
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By: daf boyo - 25 July 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: merthyr
Age: 21    
"intouch"
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i worked there last year and it was an amazing experience loved to come bacj out there but trying to get hold of girls!! lisa!!

hi ya rich and amy how is the little one! beth!!!!

with all my love
Lucie x x x x x
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By: Lucie Bush - 21 July 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: wales
Age: 22    
"Spring Holidays in Malia"
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Probably the best bar in the world! With the best dj ;)
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By: Olivia - 19 July 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Switzerland
Age: 21    
"again..."
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oh and tell me, will there be a squeeze re-union party this year?
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By: Olivia - 19 July 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Switzerland
Age: 21    
"re-union"
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Whats all this about then? Is there gonna be one? In uk?
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By: chris - 11 July 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: teesside
Age: 27    
"sexy babes"
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oh by the way its me again forgot to say this is my email address all msn address if u fancy a chat any time

tinaukpink@hotmail.co.uk

cheers love ya long time

miss sexy
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By: tina - 01 July 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: jones
Age: 24    
"sexy babes "
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hiya not been to ur gaff like but been told its a blast lyk seen ur web page like the guys in it especially the staff page mmmm hunky men plz stop off in paisley will and waiting for a night on the tiles love tina

p.s by the way im bary and gillians mate im hotter than both them put together kiss kiss wink wink
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By: tina - 01 July 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: paisley
Age: 24    
"Rocks"
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Squeeze bar was our knight in shining armour from the other bars on the strip!
Thank you squeeze bar!
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By: Rachael - 29 June 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Derby
Age: 21    
"Squeeze Bar Review"
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I can honestly say the best decision i made all holiday was going into the squeeze bar on the first night, staff are top quality people who make you feel welcome everytime you go in, music is fantastic.... second to non in malia. loved the quiz nights and pool competitions. definitely the way to start of each night of your hols. thanks rich, matt, dawn, simon, fran n matt for a top holiday hope to get bk over before end of summer 07
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By: Danny - 07 June 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Manchester
Age: 18    
"Buckfast Babes.... Rich n Simon @Squeeze Best Bar!"
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Just like to say Squeeze is Thee Best Bar in Malia, Ace music, not a RnB beat around, great fun, try the Idiots Pub Quiz what a laugh, sorry Simon, how's the Face? Buckfast flowing for all the Bonnie Scots and 2 off the hottest Barstaff in Malia! Rich n Simon missin ya's loads, you made our holiday, keep playin Ruby, Rich! Lots of Love Victoria xx Ps Remember a visit to Savoy in the Winter! xxx
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By: Victoria - 07 June 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Glasgow
Age: 25    
"Squeeze me"
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the best indie bar in malia if not crete after 4 years of not being in crete it was a relief to find this place, not only is it friendly but could still remember all of the places from the last holiday and hope to be back soon. good music and staff, good fun bar 10 out of 10 give this one a try hope to see u at the reunion Richard and Aimee. Barry Gillian and the kids.
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By: Barry - 29 May 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: scotland
Age: 38    
"richie and cav r legends"
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wicked bar. top geezers i went out der before season started now going going back to work. No thanks to des bastards.lol. if any one is going to go any its got to be here...............Wot a breakfast
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By: dale - 25 April 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: london
Age: 20    
"u arite r uw"
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awesome big daf is returning july o7 look out
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By: daf boyo - 18 March 2007
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Recommended:  Yes Location: merthyr
Age: 21    
"Amaaaazin!!"
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Absolutely amazin!! Had a fantastic time defo cumin back nxt year!!!x
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By: Nikki - 23 October 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Glasgow
Age: 19    
"Quality staff and bar"
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Where do i begin one of the best bars in malia, the staff are the best dj rich playing u top quality music but no dance lol, the bar staff jamie top bloke got me fucked of 5euros the barman is always right. jam can get anyone in of the streets sound lad and not 4geting the best lass out there rachel, really sound made time to talk 2 us when she was working and not, even made time to see us off in the main strip, gr8 fun she is even slept on her balcony after a few of us did an allnighter, pool bar crazy bouncin during the day slippery pole comp which jamie is very good at, the games are mad, Oz won the pool comp 4 times in a row well done lad, wot more can i say the staff made our holiday, hope to see rich 4 a few in the bluebell and jam, might see u guys nxt year, have a good winter Craig (1 of the boro lads)
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By: Craig (Boro lads) - 11 October 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Teesside
Age: 21    
"THE ONLY BAR IN MALIA WORTHY OF YOUR EARS"
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FUCKIN' GREAT,FINALLY SOMEONE REALISED INDIE KIDS GO ON HOLIDAY TOO!
SO MANY THANKS TO RICHIE FOR SUPLYING THE BEST INDIE BAR OUTSIDE THE UK.
WE HAD A FANTASTIC TIME ALL SIX NIGHTS! THE BAR STAFF ARE THE BEST,FIRSTLY GREETED THE MAD FUCKIN' DUTCHMAN THAT IS WILLIAM HE'S FROM BUTTON MOON I THINK!
THEN INSIDE TO MEET DJ 'I'LL HAVE THAT ONE TOMORROW' RICHIE, ALL CREDIT TO HIM HE WOULD GET ANY TUNE YOU WANT AND PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS TO HAVE THE INDIE CLASSICS THAT SOME DJ'S CONFIDE TO THE SCRAPHEAP.
NOW THE BAR STAFF WHAT CAN I SAY? WELL TO BE HONEST I DONT REMEMBER MUCH SO THEY MUST HAVE BEING DOING THEIR JOBS WELL! SO THUMBS UP TO ROCKIN' LISA WITH HER TABASSCO SAUCE PRATICAL JOKES AND FUN ALL ROUND AND PEE-TAY 'I CAN DANCE LIKE A CHAV,BUT I DONT DO MATH ME' FOR HIS TELEPATHIC SERVICE., I NOT ONCE HAD TO WAIT FOR A REFILL.
AND TO PETE PETE WITH THE DANCING FEET FOR HELPING US DISCOVER THE GAFF
IF I CAME AT THE START OF THE SEASON I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A JOB AND STAYED
CHEERS GUYS
MONKEY & BLONDIE
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By: MONKEY BOY BAND - 04 October 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: LONDON
Age: 26    
"great music"
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wot a great change from dance & r n b.thanx t racheal 4 bein a lovely person.
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By: liz& clark - 21 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: leedsa
Age: 35    
"shameless"
Overall Score:
ello every 1 at squeeze.... just like to thank u 4 the shameless dvd days it was awsome.... take care the 12 portsmouth boys
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By: bolty - 17 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: portsmouth
Age: 20    
"Best Bar in Malia"
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We stumbled across this place on our first night and from then on we went every night.

The staff are really cool and friendly and you dont get those crappy little cocktails. You get a proper measure of spirits that definetly does the job.

You all have to go see richie he is an absolute ledge and if you wana hear a song he has got it. This place is at the bottom of the stretch, but is well worth the visit.

Top class

Ed
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By: Edward Jones - 11 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Stratford-Upon-Avon
Age: 21    
"squeeze rocks forever"
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had a rocking great time in squeeze this year.
cheers to rich and the great pr and bar crew.
have fun and make sure sonia doesnt break any more hearts poor tom haha
see you next year squeeze and remember under wear goes inside the pants
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By: pnut - 10 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: manchester
Age: 18    
"Look at what you could have won...."
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Hello Richie and co. Another year in malia and it still lives upto all expectations. The bar has trully come on leaps and bounds since it first opened and i will defo be returning for my 4th year next summer.. I also have to say POOL BAR CRAZY rocks and is the best pool bar in malia. Thanks to everyone at pool bar crazy/squeeze for making my holiday what it was.. Many thanks Leon aka shit on my cunt xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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By: leon aka shit on my cunt - 06 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: wigan
Age: 25    
"What can I say?!?"
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If you're heading to Malia you have to go to Squeeze Bar, it plays the best music around! We had our best nights in this bar.
I just want to say thanks to Rich for opening the best bar in Malia and making our holiday! Thanks to Rachel, Jam and Sonia for making sure we were always a little more than tippsy and to Darren for letting me PR with him!
Hope to see yas all next year
Vicky (the little blonde scouser)
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By: Vicky - 05 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Liverpool
Age: 22    
"lets go b**ls deep!!! Pope loves Mythos"
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well what can i say about the place? ITS THE BEST PLACE IN MALIA!!!!! a big shout out to Jam (darlington might win a game one day!) and Rich the best DJ in malia and who actually loves the music he plays. thanks for looking after me and Tom. to anyone going to malia please go to squeeze bar. you wont be dissapointed! and big hello to all the other staff, especially little lucy. and hi to rachel from huddersfield. love you all you made my holiday! XXXXXX
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By: Pope - 02 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: south WALES
Age: 22    
"the best time of my fookin life!!"
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A big thankyou to rich, rachel, and of course SONIA! made my holiday your bar did. all the lads are depressed, definately coming out next year over the summer. cheers for the good times and the amazing selection of music.

thanks again. oliver, aubery, tim, adam, jimbo, tom benji, wardle, ricky and stan.

all the best x
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By: oliver, nottingham 06 lads - 01 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: sunny notts, (yeah right) haha
Age: 18    
"Where are you?!"
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Hi, I'm coming to Malia in a week and like the sound of your place, but i can't see an adress anywhere on your site. It's possible I'm just being dumb but it would be great if you could email it to me and I'll pop in and see you guys, love Hannah x
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By: Hannah - 01 September 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: London
Age: 18    
"By far the best bar in malia =)"
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Its fair to say squeeze is by far the best bar in malia... If your heading out 2 malia make sure you go... Once you have been once you will probably end up in there every night of your holiday! The staff were ace and if any of them are reading this thanx for making my holiday fab =] The music is also top... Its not like other bars where when you request a song they either play it 2 hours later or dont even both playing it!, the dj plays it straight away!

Ema (the girl with blue hair... Who always requested Panic@the disco)
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By: Ema! - 31 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Leeds
Age: 19    
"The Best Bar in Malia!!!!!!!!!"
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Just wanted to say a big thanx to Rich, for playin every song I requested!!!!! Definately the best bar in Malia had some fab nights in there dancin my arse off to 'this charming man' by The Smiths!!!!! Want to say thanx to Jam, Racheal and Sonja for gettin us pissed every night and to Darren for bein a smooth talkin bastard and gettin us in there in the first place!!!
Also met a nice Welsh boy called Pope, forgot to get his number, if you are him or know him please email me!!!!
Anyway see ya next year hopefully!!
Jayne (The tall, blonde scouser!!)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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By: Jayne - 28 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Liverpool
Age: 22    
"Babyshambles!....squeeze is mint and i miss it! :("
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just wanted everyone 2 no that this bar is amazing!came in here everynight, the bar staff all look after you...just wanted 2 say a big hello to the DJ and the rest of the staff and think im gunna come back next year just 2 work for u!!

keep playing those babyshambles songs just for me! :):)

luv rach xxxx
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By: rache! - 24 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: huddersfield
Age: 19    
"The place to be"
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one of the best places to go for a good drink and quality sounds. Staff were brilliant and Kirty, Jenna and Kelly you made it one never to forget especially you Kirsty!! Anyway if you go to Malia you have to come here its brilliant. Thanks for the memorys!!
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By: Tom Tom 2 - 23 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: England!!
Age: 18    
"This Is The One"
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Notice the stone roses mention there in the subject! haha.
Anyway, if your a fan of the music then this IS the bar for you. They take all bizarre requests. Even if your not so much a fan, its an amazing place to go for something different and just to have an amazing time. (and you WILL have an amazing time).
Note they dont water down the drinks either, something which many places in Malia are guilty of.

Rich is a legend. Knows his music (even the smallest bands), cheers Rich for supplying such top tunes, and generally being a fun guy (apologies for the absolute drunken game of pool). Listened to the CD you made, its good, but not as good as the one you'll be getting off me. :)

Jam, top barman, sure knows how to pour the JD. (Bought bottles of the stuff as soon as i got back to cope with withdrawl ahah) Cheers for the banter and all round general amusement. It was cool. Good luck with the teaching, i'm sure you'll be great.

As for the staff who left when i was there, Claire and Dougie(?), cheers for looking out for me when i was really upset one night, its appreciated.

Definately DO NOT regret coming to this bar.
Love Nic & the other 5 scottish glasgow girls xx
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By: Nic (Broon says hello too) - 18 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Glasgow
Age: 19    
"Best bar in Malia!"
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Squeeze is definately the best place to start off and end your night in Malia. Quality music, which is always open to requests, coupled with live football, pool, awesomely strong vodka red bulls and the occasional episode of dirty sanchez. The Kent Boys 2006 absolutely loved it!

Cheers Rich, Jam and all the rest
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By: Dave (From "The Kent Lads") - 17 August 2006
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Age: 18    
"AWESOME WEEK!!!!"
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thanks for an amazing week, all the right music, drinks, games, and enuf memories to last a lifetime, made us feel welcome, stuck up for us when it was needed and always gave us gr8 advice, even changed the day of the barby for us, cant thank rich, jam, n the gals enuf xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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By: Lovejoy - 17 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Kent (BRE)
Age: 18    
"WE LOVE CLAIRE AND RACH"
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WHAT CAN WE SAY, PROB THE 2 SEXIEST GIRLS IN MALIA WORK IN THIS BAR. CLAIRE SMALL SWEET FUNNY AND I THINK I LOVE HER.
RACH SEXY BARLADY.
WE WANNA COME BACK NEXT YR
WE LOVE U BOTH. !!!
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By: TOM TOM - 17 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: LONDON
Age: 19    
"essex indie girls!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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hey all you hapy people at squeeze and pool bar crazy!!!
we miss you soooooo much!! we regret not staying out there!!
hope u r keeping up the fun and spreading the love!
would be nice to hear from you!!!
evil olive sasha xxx
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By: sasha aka evil olive - 15 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: essex
Age: 18    
"check out my pictures"
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Missing Malia and especialy The Squeeze Bar, writing to say- check out my pictures on http://jennamorley1988.bebo.com
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By: jenna - 10 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: peterborough
Age: 18    
"Jam the spamhead"
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What a bar the greatest staff the best dj and the fittest barmaids in the world.
Hope you all have fun while were back at work hope to see rich and jam for a day at the track.
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By: chris - 09 August 2006
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Age: 26    
"Its about the Indie Rock n Roll!"
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The best music! The best bar in Malia! Well worth the walk every night from the top of the strip where we were staying. cheers for lookin after us n draggin us in off the street when we were too pissed to walk any further and being the last stop before taking any unlucky ladies home! cheers to Rich n Jam n the lovely ladies that work there! looking forward to working out there next year. cant wait. liam n the nottingham lads, luke, alex n matt.
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By: Liam Hart - 09 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Nottingham
Age: 20    
"Mad For It"
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Squeeze Bar is the best bar in Malia. Top music, top staff and a great laugh.
A definate place to go if you are in to Indie and Rock music. Old and New.
Jam and Jamie are the best bar staff in Malia. x
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By: Janine and Nat - 08 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Manchester
Age: 20    
"I lov u squeeze"
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Miss u guys Ure bar is the best ever wish there was a real decent indie bar down here lov u guy from TITO lol Wish i was stil down there
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By: Bernard Hugh-Kong - 07 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: 161 Bexley Road Erith Kent
Age: 18    
"Squeeze...miss u!!!!!"
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SQUEEZE......we miss you!!!!! thanks so much for the making our holiday brilliant!!! u guys seriously helped us 'spread the love' whilst away, rich still love ya to pieces hope ur still playin panic at the disco, u legend! jamie and rachel u continue gettin everyone rat arsed..u do it soo well!! jam and kurt ur wkd pr's always smiling and struttin ur stuff!!! look after yourselves cos we will b back 2 continue the partying!!!!
love ya all
krissy xxxxxxx
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By: Krissy Page - 07 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Billericay - ESSEX!!! wooowoo
Age: 18    
"The Stefanos sluts"
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We loved Squeeze, the best bar in Malia.
Classic tunes, great indie, old school and anti R n B is always good.
Best memories:-
-the staff, so friendly
-Rich the DJ, loved the music
-Darren and Jamberias -name of the year
-the pool comp where kirsty beat the champ (how?...beats me)
-amazingly blue appley cocktail (cant remember the name but it was gooooooood)
-funny songs such as Yogi bear
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By: jenna, kirsty and kelly - 03 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: peterborough
Age: 18    
"the best pool player not to have won the pool comp"
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guys just wana say a great thanks for the past two weeks, everyone who works there is an absolute credit to malia, no wonder all of us want to go back again. Its cos of you guys!

loved the fact that rich couldnt man up on one of the last nights cos of us lot brought him 1 too many blue aftershocks..hahaha

ill be back guys, dont you worry about that!

much love
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By: Nathan - 03 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Bromsgrove
Age: 18    
"thanks a lot guys spesh jam and dougie"
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hey really great bar altho it wasnt my type of music really enjoyed it in here and had to go in every night. thanks a lot especially to jam and dougie a.k.a. jeff top guys... hope to see yous all soon perhaps in sept! thanks again luv charlotte x
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By: charlotte - 03 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: rotherham
Age: 19    
"The best bar in malia by far!"
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Well were can i begin on Squeeze bar, What a place! Rich the main man plays some great indie tunes throughout the night and really gets involved with the customers and has a great laugh especially when 'Mr P' enters the bar every night without fail.

Jam - the main doorman, great at dragging people in, got us in and after that didnt think twice about not going back, Spot on lad, also beat me 4-0 at pool, i will have revenge next year though for that. Top lad round pool bar crazy aswell, what a great laugh that is, wish we had went along earyler in our holiday, but a great lad and knows how to have a laugh and make you feel welcome

Jmaie - Although hes gone home now, was a top barman, Gave us a great time when he 'fucked Craig up for a fiver' and always had aload of crack with us in the bar, and at pool bar crazy during the day, him and jam are legends at 'jazzy jeffing' people into the pool, He's also a mean lad on the slippery pole this guy and does somehting quite amazing when he sings along to some random song

Last but not least

Rachel - the main girl of the place, loved this chick, top girl, made us feel welcome everynight, even during the day when we saw her around and about malia. Has a great sense of humor and always came and talked to us weather she was working or not, Doesn't look to shabby in a bikini either! like best mates over their with her, even slept on her roof one night, and she even came and said by to us in the main street when we left for the airport, what a girl!



All in all, Squeeze is the top bar of malia and i hope to be back with the lads next year to see the Squeeze crew once again!

Cheers for a great time - Oz
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By: Oz (the peoples 4 time pool champ) - 02 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Middlesbrough
Age: 18    
"tha best bar in malia"
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jus wana say fanks 4 making a holiday a holiday!! see u nxt year... tha boyo's
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By: lee - 01 August 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: south wales
Age: 18    
"PR"
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just a quick note to say hi to jam! its the pink dresses gals! i fink u will remeber us!wixked pr and good bar!hope your behaving and not missing us too much! xx
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By: pink ladies - 30 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: london
Age: 18    
"Place to be"
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Best thing about this bar has to be the staff they make everyone feel welcome and appreciate the fact that you choose to go to their bar, Id suggest this bar to anyone interested in indie music or just looking for a good pool competition.
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By: Jason McBride - 29 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: middlesbrough
Age: 19    
"Only 1 word to describe it "AMAZING""
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Jam, Jamie hope all is well stay safe and keep in touch you boys are fantastic!
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By: Kingy - 28 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: South WALES
Age: 22    
"The South London Hustlers"
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Good morning Richard, Leanne (music was loud and I canny remember any other names) and all the lovely staff at Squeeze and the Pool Bar. Just to clear up who I am in case you can’t remember us, you kindly granted us the chance to play a small acoustic set which was a barrel of laughs! Please excuse spelling as I have just got home and am in great need of some shuteye.

Just thought I’d applaud you for running possibly the friendliest bar in Malia, every bar has beautiful ladies outside pretending to like you but your lot don’t pull you in for ‘3 for 1 and a free fishbowl’, generally the most conversation I got every night from all PR’s! The little lass who worked in the Pool Bar taught me an amazingly tough dance but I think I mastered it even though I have worse timing than Tim Henman does.

Also the breakfasts are very nice, my friend Milan ventured out and had coco-pops bless him, he did sort of die every day though from the hardcore level of drinking. I’ll send you every photo I have from your place, I remember taking a lot but you can never be too sure when you’re a tad tipsy. The reason I gave ‘Drinks’ 4/5 is because unlike many other bars you don’t have to give away 2 shots of sambucca, 3 beers and a fishbowl for people to enjoy your bar, thanks for the free drinks all the same 

I shall stop complimenting you now because im starting to think about booking a flight out again. Big shout out too everyone who works at the 2 bars and to the 2 people I beat at pool without potting a ball.

Love James, Fowle, Big Guns, Matty, Del Boy and Milan

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By: James Bruff - 26 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Sutton, Surrey
Age: 20    
"jam= the best"
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everynight we promised to come in for a drink and unfortunately we never got round to it. we did love jam though and his erm comments about my boobs



love ya x x x x
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By: charlie - 24 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: surrey
Age: 18    
"THE place 2 b"
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hey guys,totally missing the 2 best places in malia.thats y i was there every day and night.hope 2 b back this year hopefully.tell all the staff i said hello and 2 take care.keep rockin folks xx
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By: g.l.m - 24 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: denny,falkirk
Age: 34    
"iv been squeezed and i LOVED IT"
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just want to say you are all fucking legdens, i can actually say that squeeze bar is the best in malia!!!!!!

loved every minet with the staff, rich playin the tunes, jamie and rachel making the best cocktails, and the funny man jam

love ya all and will deffently see ya next year

malia 06 best ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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By: nikki berwick - 24 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: essex
Age: 18    
"The Best Indie Bar in Malia"
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I Love you all at the squeeze bar, never a dull moment at the bar with the lovely Rachel serving the best cocktails ever and sexy jamie, Jam, Richie and Kurt always there to put smiles on everyones face. miss you all, i will make sure i come back and visit. Love you all
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By: Chloe - 24 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Billericay, essex
Age: 18    
"Fuckin Quality"
Overall Score:
Nuff said really...
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By: Ways - 21 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Wigan
Age: 19    
"squeeze bar rocks!!!"
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Hey, just wanted to say that Spueeze bar made our holiday!! its amazin, we had so many gr8 nites in der!!! the staff are wkd and very entertainin lol!! missin all of ya!!! Ne one who visits the squeeze bar must have a 'spread the love' cocktail, they are awesome!!!
cheers for makin our holiday a time to remember xxx
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By: Hayley Gibbon - 20 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Essex
Age: 18    
"Most Awesome Bar Ever."
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Squeeze is the ultimate place to be for fun, none of that watered down 8 for the price of one drinks, and if you wanna get rat arsed go here. Richie playing the Tunes ( Revving that motorbike all day long) Jam Intecing everyone in for proper fun and Jamie and Rachel serving up the proper cocktails. See ya next year and my bullseye shirt better still be on when i get back


Lewis Petrie
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By: Lew petrie - 20 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: ESSEX!!!
Age: 18    
"SQUEEZE ROCKS"
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Hiya Guyz At Squeeze!!! Squeeze is dat absolute dogs bollox, best place in malia for sum GOOD music and dancing on tables!!! Ad sum great times in der wit bangin tunes. Rich will play anyfing u want...from motley crue to the smiths!!!! Absolutely great time der!!! C all da peps der nxt year wen we go for 2 weeks...Love YA All....ROB (there is a light and it never goes out) XxXxXxX
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By: Rob Cook (Essex Boi Cookie) - 20 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: ESSEX
Age: 18    
"Squeeze bar is legendary and so were the cocktails"
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Just wanted to say that Squeeze is the best bar in Malia, not only does it play 'tunes' but the staff are amazing as well!! Rich your a legend for putting our with our Panic at the disco requests!! Jam and Rachel you guys were the best, providing us gurlies with entertainment!! Most of all jamie u rock!!!! loved seeing ur cheeky smile behind the bar and the cocktails were rocking!! Also loved the leg guitar!!! The essex girls love u all and we didn't want to leave and the signs you made to wave us off were wicked!!!

See you next year Squeeze!!!!

xxxxSophiexxxxx
(twin 2)
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By: sophie (twin 2) - 19 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Billericay, Essex
Age: 18    
"Thanks"
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The squeeze bar was an awesome part of my holiday. I went to Malia expecting R&B, dance and general pop. Squeeze offered me the perfect place to start my night out- avoiding music that is not to my taste. This bar meant there was somewhere to go before venturing to the venue for more indie / rock. However, Squeeze bar is much more 'up to date' with their music and also listen to your requests and play them. The dj, bar staff are ace. Thanks squeeze bar YOU GUYS ROCK!!! x
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By: Benedict - 19 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Lancashire
Age: 18    
"Best bar in Malia"
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Squeeze was the best bar in Malia. A place where you can go, get decent music, and stand on the chairs while playing air guitar to the solo of any song you wish to request. Jam, Jamie (who has brain tumor bollocks, ask if you don't believe me), rach, lisa and Richie are awesome, and are up for a laugh 24/7. If you are on the strip, you cannot miss this bar. Will definatley see you all again next year, cannot wait. Laters guys...(And if you read this Lisa, my suprise was good :-D)
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By: Lewis Hoad - 19 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Essex
Age: 18    
"During the war......."
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why is it that on the first blooming night, Johan decides to chuck up everywhere? And the same again the next night during his 100 shots in 100 minutes (he got to 99)? but passed the worst forfit i've seen in a long while, THE KAMAKAZIE BAD BOY challenge? total sicko. and there was also another little insident............ i aint saying any more. only the people that already know, need to know about it. lol. large it.
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By: ACE from the Stevenage boys - 18 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Chells, Stevenage
Age: 20    
"woooohooooooo thank u!!!!!"
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hey guys! thanx for puttin up our pics!! totally missin ya's all!!
love us xxxxxx

ps. it was sunny in scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By: Gillian and Natalie - 18 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Edinburgh
Age: 18    
"The"
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Jamie and Jam we love u!!!!

The best bar in Malia!! Don't forget the night with the whipped cream!! Hehehehehe and those guys faces when they walked in!!! We've got some fab photos of us all and not to mention a few other 'things'!!

Can't wait to return next year - coming for a job so watch out!!!!!

Love from Gillian and Natalie - Malia's Most Wanted!!!

13/6/06 - 27/6/06

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ps> Jamie - u seem to have been 24 since 2003 - how do u explain that one?!?!?!?!?!?!?! =P
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By: GIllian and Natalie - 16 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: EDINBURGH
Age: 18    
"southern comfort and lucozade"
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second year i've been and the best yet, NO hip hop NO r'n'b,just pure indie and rock. Every nite in there steaming drunk drinking neat whiskey. Go to squeeze and ask 4 a southern comfort and lucozade lovely. thanks to rich, jamie and jam 4 helping us get wasted every nite.

tom and hannah [northampton]
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By: tom the most pissed man in malia - 16 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: northampton
Age: 20    
"The slippery pole"
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All i can say is i beat the naked barman. hahahahahahaha. england 1 scotland 0
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By: digger - 15 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: ilson
Age: 22    
"Hiya"
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Hiya, we have just come back from two weeks in malia & we are all depressed. Had a great time in Squeeze, all the staff were ace - esp the PR Wiggy aka Kirk. Can we also say a big thanks to Rachel for bringing our pissed mate home safely he he. There is a picture of us on your website on the outside table and we will def be back next summer so get the sambuca out
love the wigan lasses x
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By: Kee, Kel & Rach - 15 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Wigan
Age: 23    
"Its all about spreading the love"
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THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE IN MALIA YOU WANT TO BE!!!!

We go home tonight and me and my mates have had the best week of our lives. The bar and the music is fantastic...but the diff between this bar and the rest is the staff!!!

The J twins do nothing short of kick ass.....Jam on the door is the funniest man on the planet....he brought us in the bar the first night with the promise of real people and real drinks....we couldnt have imagined THIS!!...

Then there is Jamie behind the bar....not only is he the best barman in the world (love you babes) but he has a great ass..hehehe He does the best tricks and his 'spread the love' cocktail will have you putty in the hands.

This bar you will get proper drinks and great chat..we wanted to stay for one and spent the night....thanks to J & J.

p.s. dont ask the Wrong Bar man the Wrong Question....the last time someone questioned Jamies measures...his mates had to carry him out the door in 20 mins drunk as a skink...what a laugh...love you boys

P XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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By: paula - 14 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: mids
Age: 21    
"Best music on my doorstep"
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Hi all at Pool Bar Crazy - Squeeze.
what a great time me and all the preston boys had this summer.i was impressed with the music, to find a pool and bar that plays all the kind of music we like on our doorstep was fantastic.the staff rich,jamie,jam,rach,amy (still want to marry you),emma.leanne dawn and not forgetin lill beth.oh and kirt you were class.very welcoming.people if you are in to a good time good music visit pool bar crazy and squeeze.

thanks again for making my holiday ace.
Jamie keep spreading the love.
rich - i'd have took the job with you.

with love anthony (eager Bastard)
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By: anthony (eager bastard) - 13 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: PRESTON
Age: 20    
"best indie bar in malia!!"
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Best bar there. Only place i went bar wise. Says it all! Cant wait to go back.. :D
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By: helen - 12 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: scarboroughhhh
Age: 18    
"Malias only"
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Squeeze is awesome and unlike the venue doesnt play a load of mainstream bollocks. The DJ will play your requests all night (loving the way the music is turned down every time the blue boys drive by) and the blonde barmaid is fit as fuck. Thanks for a wicked holiday.

Tom
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By: Tommy Borrell :-p - 12 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Norfolk
Age: 18    
"Squeeze Inn Rules!!!"
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Just came back from a week in malia with 11 other friends! had a wkd time and loved every minute of it! in particular the Squeeze Bar! Music was fab, drinks were flowing and the staff were amazing! especially Jam!!! u rule Jam!! and cheers for getting the cockroach out of out apartment! thanks for a brilliant week and dnt forget if ever ur in oxford dnt forget to come and say hi! Love you all and see u next year!
Hannah xxxxxx
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By: hannah b - 11 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Oxford
Age: 18    
"walsall boys"
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the squeez bar was great, defenatly the best indie bar on the planet!
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By: nick fellows - 10 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: walsall
Age: 20    
"Quality!"
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Squeeze bar rocks!! Absolutly loved it so much, made our holiday!! The staff were so welcoming and friendly!! And 1 inparticular gave great cuddles, i miss them!! ha ha!! Jonny get in touch mr sexy man!!!
Hope every1s ok, we will defo be returning!! x
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By: Terri Welch - 07 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Nottingham
Age: 22    
"I survived another summer with Rich and Jamie!!!!!"
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Top summer as ever guys, both at Squeeze and PBC!!!

Thanks for inking my face as well ....... revenge will be sweet :-)

See you in 2007 ......... or mabye sooner!!!! ;-)

Best Wishes

Noka
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By: Noka - 06 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Sunny Wolver ham pa ton
Age: 85    
"SUPER SQUEEZE"
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BOTH RICH AND AIMEE WERE CLASS! A CREDIT TO MALIA IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. BETH IS THE CUTEST BABY IN MALIA AND EVEN SMILED WHILST SHE WAS SLEEPING. ALL THE STAFF INCLUDING JAMIE, JAM, AMY, RACHAEL, KURT, LEANNE AND EMMA WERE BRILL. SQUEEZE HAD THE BEST TOAST, SAUSAGE,BEANS AND MUSHROOMS ON THE ISLAND. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON

SHAUN (BIG JOES PAL)
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By: SHAUN - 06 July 2006
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Age: 21    
"Top notch =P"
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This place was brilliant! 2 of my mates found it one night, n took us along. Omg how glad am I that they did!! Richie is an amazing DJ - taste in music is immense!!
All the staff are amazing! Jamie n Jam - when they get 2gether....its hilarious! Rachael is so nice n made me feel welcome 4rm day one! As did Lisa....and Kurt....and Jonny (aka mad good lookin b*st*rd). I've not named everyone, but that doesn't mean they were any less amazing! The whole atmosphere of the place is great, and the pool bar crazy which we went 2 during the day (well, when we got up) was amazing aswell. E.g. the slipper pole competitions! The whole place is amazing because you know the people there are there for the same reason as you, 2 listen 2 good music n have a gd night! N a cn guarantee we had a gd night everynyt!!
10 outta 10!
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By: mad_steamin_pam - 02 July 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Barrhead
Age: 17    
"the best bar in malia"
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as always ritchie and aimee are fantastic hosts to the best bar in in malia and with jamie joining them again this year it is set to be the place to be. tell jamie stevie from stirling sent you to be in for a good night and mabe a free drink...
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By: stevie - 30 June 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: stirling
Age: 28    
"How to get free fishbowl?!?!?"
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I aint been to here yet but when i go to malia in a few weeks I will make darn certain I give this a try. Where do you quote www.malia.co.uk to get a free fishbowl?!?!
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By: Jason Ayton - 29 June 2006
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: melissa apartments
Age: 18    
"Indie Lovers Only"
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My stay in Malia was from 13/06/2006 - 20/06/2006
We went to Squeeze Bar looking for a little something different from all the other RnB / Funky House places - The staff there are mint v.friendly and great fun - Jam & Jamie the PR's rock. They know how to have a laugh in that bar and it really shows - we have our own Mansfield Girls George Cross Flag hanging up in there so if ya visiting go give it a look - you'll be hooked after one visit (we sure was) - Miss you Squeeze Bar From All The Manso Girls
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By: Louisey 2006 - 26 June 2006
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Mansfield
Age: 23    
"Klangers Found Cheese on the moon"
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Squeeze bar was a breath of fresh air in a place otherwise full of dance and r+b clubs! The music was great, Rich played any music we wanted! Lisa, Rachel and Jonny were wicked and really made us feel welcome - too welcome, we will be coming back!

After lots of free shots, pool comps, cocktail towers, serenading you down the mic and dancing on the bar there was plenty to do!
Absolutely amazing- Squeeze made our holiday fantastic!

See you at the end of season guys!
Touch me

Mel and Mark Klanger .x. :)

P.S I will attempt the beer tower again!
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By: Mel- Touch Me Crew - 07 June 2006
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Derby
Age: 22    
"WE LOVE YOU SQUEEZE BAR!"
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Richy is fab! looked after us every year the past 4 years. always has the best staff. the pool bar is the best place 2 go during the day. wanted 2 b back there as soon i we got home. will hopefully b goin back in october.
Vicki n Lisa, the manc nannys
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By: Vicki Adams - 04 June 2006
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Manchester
Age: 23    
"Baywatch - Trousers down Arses out"
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what can you say about this bar? absolutely fantastic! dragged in every night of our holiday and never a dull night, whether its the pool comps or running round the bar half naked lol. All the guys are great from rich and jamie to lynn and all the other cracking ladies. Hope my Bawbag23 t shirt is still proudly hanging above the bar and if you think your hardcore drinkers try and beat the scottish boys drinking record for the hour, dont think you will!
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By: chris aka chicboy - 31 May 2006
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Recommended:  Yes Location: edinburgh
Age: 22    
"THAT GOOD WE MISSED OUR FLIGHT HOME"
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HI RITCHIE AND THE GANG,MISSING YOU LOTS.WE HAVE BEEN TO MALIA FIVE YEARS AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER THANKS TO THOSE GUYS AT THE POOLBAR AND AT SQUEEZE,ESPECIALLY JAMIE FOR KEEPING US ENTERTAINED?? BRILLIANT MUSIC ESPECIALLY IF YOUR FED UP OF RNB.PLEASE GO AND YOU WILL SEE WOT ITS ALL ABOUT.Take it from us you will not want to go home.Ritchie ur a star.luv ulots the two LEGENDS.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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By: STEVIE AND SHARON - 15 October 2005
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: DUNDEE
Age: 39    
"Scottish guy"
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Squeeze is great. Me and 6 others from Leeds went to Malia Sept 2005 and we had the best time of our lives. Squeeze is owned by the people who own the 'pool bar crazy' which is the best place to chill and have a laugh through the day. The staff are fab and we had a great laugh with them, and miss them all very much. Scottish there is only one thing we have to say 'Fuck right off', Haha!

Get to pool bar crazy through the day and Squeeze n a night, you wont regreat it the people there made our holiday!
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By: Emma Gallagher - 26 September 2005
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Leeds
Age: 20    
"Hey all, Leeds girls are back but with tops!"
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From Elizabeth (Fuck right off), Becky (Teabag), Ashlee (terets twin), Aimee (the twating twin, slippery pole winner), Emma (Delmonte lady), Charlotte (Patty Mayonaise) and Claire (Birthday girl). 'The Topless Leeds ladies!'

Hey Jamie (Scotish guy), Rich, Aimee, Gary and Kat

Is there still life without us?

Honestly people if you want fun and are up for a laugh then these people will make ur holiday just Fab. We visited Malia in September and none of us wanted to come home we had the best time of our life thanks to these guy's.

Pool bar crazy is the place to be through the day and there is always something going on i still cant get the Bruces play your cards right theme tune out of my head.Then Squeeze at night where the trusty Jamie can always come up with some wonderful concoptions behind the bar while Rich spins his mixes haha!

If your in Malia these places are not to be missed, we'll be back next year and some of us are staying the whole season! Cya soon

Love all the Topless Leeds ladies x
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By: Girls from Leeds - 26 September 2005
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Recommended:  Yes Location: Leeds (Morley & Drighlington)
Age: 20    
"Glamourous Indie Rock and Roll"
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The Squeeze bar plays quite easily the best selection of music in Malia. Jamie, Rich, Sadie and all the other staff made every minute we were in the bar fantastic. truely an awesome bar. Check out pool bar Crazy round the corner for good daytime fun if you like this place.
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By: Captain Chaos - 28 August 2005
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Bolton
Age: 24    
"The ypt"
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hello there guys, hows life in malia without the port boys hahaha! we were delayed for about 4hours goin home but we were not that bothered as we jst hit the bar and got fucked! we all have the holiday blues, especially coming back to the port. anyway, we all really enjoyed our hoilday in the pool bar and in squeeze. was the best bar in malia by a mile and the atmosphere was top drawer. tell every one that we were asking for them and hopefully see you all soon. if your still doing request's, i'll have cool for cats please
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By: Iain, Graeme, Tommo, Willie - 24 July 2005
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Travelled Date: not given Would go Back: ;Yes
Recommended:  Yes Location: Port Glasgow
Age: 21    
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