Club UK - Malia, Crete.
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Tunes in here are Brilliant ! Shame more lads than birds go in so its not the ideal place to get laid. Top place
this clubs plays the best tunes! make sure u go
good night out, quite a cool little club and good location! the music was mixed but thats as much as i can tell u as i was far too drunk! if u go to malia ...go there!
uk club was the best club in malia!!!!! the mc was brilliant, cant wait to go bk n get bk in uk club!!!!!
"here we, here we, here we fucking go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
absolute fucking amazing club, if ya in malia get yourself down there man its fucking jumping!!!!
i heard peter beardsley was there, i went.....dissappointed he wasnt, but the club is wicked!!!! gotta go!!! i hate nugs
"AMAZIN CLUB!!!! NUGS IS A BUM"
GOTTA GO!!! U MITE EVEN C PETER BEARDLSEY THERE!!! MUSIC IS WICKED!!! NUGS IS A BUM
"not very good"
bit borin and not the best club ive been in
"Here we, Here we, here we Fookin go"
Can i just say that this was the best club in Malia i thought it was fookin brill, my best nights where in here and on all the bar crawls we ended up here. I can only say that it was so good and i'll miss it so much and weraing my cow boy hat in there dancing to 'push it high' and all the brill summer hits that remind me of what a good time i had here. Apart from the blackout we had one night but in the dark with a sexy lad on my arm was not bad!!! ROCK ON!!
"what a fukin holiday!"
2004 was my first time holidaing in greece what a fantastic time i had,CLUB UK was the best the music the djs and the atmosphere and dont forget about the mc danny..........you better get him back next season he was the best. i will defenetly b back in 2005 cant wait..xxxxxxxxxxxx igive club uk ten out of ten.
"shit hot nights out"
lived in crete 15 years and this is the best club there good sounds good lights and the best staff keep it up kisses out.
Didn't go in there much but when we did had a fantastic time!! Lush pr's..... Rich if you read this get in touch (i need my earing back, ha ha)!!!
"Here we FUCKIN go!!!!!"
club uk waz the highlight of my holiday, fukin bangin tunes. xcellent atmosphere and it wouldn't have been the same without the mc, Danny, cheerz for givin it fukin large all wk!! C u nxt year. xxxxxxxxxxx
Good club, good tunes, just far to many northern chavs thinking they hard with there crappy robot moves. all i can say is 'grow up boys'
"wat a club"
wat a amazing time me and ma m8es had in july 05 @ club UK, cracking club powerful tunes and great MC.
powerful place to go mad and get into the holiday mood, with old skool tunes to dance ur summer nights away until the very early hours of the morning.
Cnt wait to go back again wat a powerful summer we had in Malia 05
big shout out to all the Larne and glenarm ones xoxoxo
debs keeva and amanda
"When i say u say we say they say CLUB UK"
Oh my god this was the best place in Malia!!!!! it was amazing always jumpin
"WERE GIVING IT FUKIN LARGE!!!!"
i just came back from a class holiday (21 june 2006)in malia was never out of your club best highlight of the holiday! tried to get a cd but there wasn't any cd's so i couldn't get one! is there any chance i could get a cd because the tunes that dj best n dj baron n mr bishy was doin was minted! could you please reply back as cd well wanted! WERE GIVING IT FUKIN LARGE!!!
"GIVING IT FUCKIN LARGE!!!"
UK CLUB IS ABSOLUTE FUKIN AMAZIN BEST CLUB IN MALIA!!!!! MR BISHY IS FUKIN CLASS AT MC'N HOPE HES THERE WEN WE GO BACK!!! LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO FUKIN MENTAL!!!
"doing it large"
just come back from malia love it was great love this club was in their every night mc ,s was really canny and the dj was to they really had the place rocken the atmosphere was great would def recomend you to go here loved it /
"Best club in Malia"
Fucking best place in greece actually, fuck yer rnb shyte, scouse fuckin house all the way. here we here we here we fuckin go Malia 2k6
"TELL ME THIS SONG?! PLEASE"
Club UK was amazin.. can ne1 help me tho?what is this song?.. You got me feelin like i wana go crazy...would you save me? would you save me? heard it june 2006 xxx
"put your hands up!"
i just got back from malia and cant get this song out of my head, i think its called 'put your hands up'.Club UK was crackin and i always had a gr8 time whenever i went there, the music was awsum, just wonderin if you could tell me who the song was by??
"here we here we here we fukin go"
i went to a few of the clubs in malia but most of them were crap and only played r,nb or hip hop which is alright if u wan2 chill out. but uk club is the best for dance music it has the best lighting and theres even a snow machine on the dance floor the staff are well good to if u go there alot u get shit hot measures and jamie and alex the barmen are well sound an you will always see them flippin vodka bottles on there hand well tryin to ne way lol.
"LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL"
THIS IS THE BEST PLACE IN MALIA WE CAME BACK TO LIVERPOOL 18/07/06 AND WE STILL WANT TO BE THERE ITS JUST LIKE BEING AT HOME LOVED IT!!! THE MUSIC IS SOUND THE DJS AN MC R GR8 AN THE SHOUT OUTS R BOSS SO THERE IS ONLY 1 THING LEFT TO SAY ''WE AD IT, WE AD IT, WE AD IT FUCKIN LARGE!!'' MISS U ALL WILL DEFO GO BACK
Just got back from Malia today, been there from 4th-19th july and Club UK made my holiday! Went in every night without fail and loved every minute of it and never got bored!! Played all my fave music which is bloody hard to find in Malia, especially scouse house! DJ Paul Best is a f**kin legend!!! All the bar staff were great especially sexy Paul from the back bar ( feel free to email me anytime! hehe!) What else can i say??? This place made my holiday and I would go back to Malia every year just for Club UK.
Love you lot and hope to see you's again very soooooon!!!!!!!! xxx Laura from Manchester xxx
COME ON!!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :) :) :)
'Whos ya whos ya whos ya f**kin daddy!!!!!'
"here we, here we, here we fucking go!!!!! :-D"
Hey i was in malia from 14th july 2006 - 21st and i just want to say that club uk made my holiday it was fucking class no where could beat it! been back a week and im missing it soooooo much already i baught 1 of the live cd's and have never had it out constantly bangin them out in me room or in me car!! i only wish there was a place like it in newcastle. dj baron dj best and mr bishy (total talent ;-)x ) u's are belta keep up the good work and hope to see u's again soon the tunes and shout outs are fab. my personal favourite ..... HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKING GOOO!!!!! love it!!! x x x x x
sam ;-D x x x x
"here we fuckin go!!!"
absolutly brilliant. was my fave place on the strip. bin home 2 days and miss it already. wicked staff especially jamie!!! wot an awsome guy and also lucy!! from the shop really nice girl. i even bought 2 tshirts lol. hope to go again next year x x x x x
Totally loved club uk great way to end each night! Music and the dj's were fab! Best place to party in malia without a doubt!! opened late which is always a bonus! a must visit if you go to malia!
"WAT A FUCKIN NITE TO REMEBER I WISH I COULD."
The CLUB UK is 1 of the best if not the best club in malia its full of gorjus women and crazy lads the drinks are cheap and the music is great i would recormmend it to any 1 whos going to malia i will be returning there this summer again 4 sure .
"absolutely amazing! my faveourite club ever!"
Malia's CLUB UK, is the best club i have ever been in! what ana amazing experience! i came back from malia aboout 6weeks ago and i only stayed for the week but i have booked for next year and am going for two weeks this time as i had such a blast! CLUB UK is just out of this world and i loved every single minute of it! what an amazing place, i advise anyone to go!!!!!!!!!11
club uk is THE best club in malia nowhere else even comes close! we had such a great time here in malia 14th - 29th july 2006 it was the best time of our lives especially in Club UK when it snowed! luvd it so much cnt wait to get bak in ther!! legend!
"here we fucking go! drrrrrrrrrrrat"
the madest club ive ever been in. what dreams are made of!
"Me and the boys Rocked Club UK July 2006!!"
The best club in malia by far! i was there nearly every night! I was on the podium every night without fail!! Tha massive bouncer is a bit of an arsehole tho, he threw me out one night and hit me 4 no reason!!
"WHATEVA HAPPENS IN MALIA STAYS IN MALIA!!HA!X"
CLUB UK IS SOOOOO MINT!!IN THER EVERY NIGHT, I MISS IT SOOO MUCH!WYHEN I HERE SONGS ON BK IN BOLTON!! IF UR GOIN MALIA U GOTTA GO!! WERE DOIN WERE DOIN WERE DOIN IT FUCKIN LARGE!!!HA, THOSE OV U HUV BIN IN THER WILL NO WT THAT MEANS!!XXXX
"When I say, u say, we say, they say.....?"
Can't believe how lively and friendly this club was, no trouble, everybody just out 2 av a gud nite, gutted 2 b home. If any1 was there between 21st July and 5th Aug u wud av probably seen all us socuse girls on the podiums
on the right as u walk in dancin 2 mary j blige put ur hands up!!!!
By far best place to finish ur nite!! xx
"LETS GO, LETS GO, LETS GO FUKEN MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
WE RE-NAMED CLUB UK THE PLEASURE ROOMS COS THE MUSIC WAS BANGIN!! ALL THE TUNEZ FROM BACK HOME MADE ARE HOLIDAY THE BEST EVA!! THE SCOUSERS TOOK OVA!! AND WE LOVED THE MC-IN!! THANKS TO THE GREEKO BEHING THE BAR WHO KEPT TOPPIN UP THE VODKA ON ARE BEVIES HAHA!! NE1 WHO WAS THERE BETWEEN THE 25TH JULY AND THE 8TH AUGUST WOULD OF SEEN US SHAKIN R SHIMMIES AND SCALLY STOMPIN FROM 3-8 EVRY NITE!! LOVED IT!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"Best Club in Malia"
get ure bootys down to club uk! Best nite in town
iam ashamed to admit that i didnt find uk club until the last night of my holiday. All i can say is that it was totaly awesome. barron bishy and krew were the boyos! I tried to bye a cd before i flew home but the club wasnt open and i had to leave for the airport. If anyone can help me out with gettin a cd PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE email me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks!!!!!
"I say ,You say ,We say............................"
CLUB UK is by far THE best club in malia!!!!!!!!!!!! Went there every nite and never ever tired of the amazin tunes that were played nite after nite!!!! loved the staff esp sexy fran, lush lucy, dirty diane and hot jamie ;-) loved the security guards 2-they were soo up for the banter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only 1 thing left 2 say really............................................................... HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKIN GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c u in 2007 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"OGGY OGGY OGGY!"
Club UK is fuckin ace! there every nite til they kicked us out bouncing along.......coz u gotta bounce at club uk!! best place in malia......defo!
Club Uk is one of the best places ever, great staff, music is the best in malia, its full of scousers which is amazing. I was here July and August, i stayed and worked. Would mind a job in Club Uk next summer 2007, coming out there with 2 mates too work 29th May- October. Please email if this is a possibility. Thank you for making my holiday and time there it was by far the best season ever.....xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
jst gt bk today went ther most nites y we wuz in malia only club we found wiv decent tunes ther loved it ave itttt!
This club is so good its not that big but the music is wkd. its 2 drinks for 5 euros lyk most places but the staff are wkd and the music is class! we went nearly every nite!
the best club ever in malia. wish a was back.lovin every minute of it. be back next year. x x x
"OGGY OGGY OGGY......... OI OI OI!"
Omg pplz this place was the best, we was there nerli evrynyt, we uni found it on da 4th nyt so we wuld ov bin there ev nyt other wise. propa boss! abit sweaty tho but if u push ev1 outta da was u can hogg the AC 2 ya self n ya m8s. haha! xxxx luved itxxxx aug 06''
when i say, u say, we say, u say club uk. were givin it, were givin it, were givin it fucking large. from newcastle girls june 2006. woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Malia August 2005! Good times"
Heya just like to say me and my mate Emily loved club uk went loads throughout our 2 weeks, no pics from 05- gutted! I only have a few of me and my mate...got a clas one of the club uk logo behind dj - cruzin was the tune.....Thanks every 1 x
went for a fortnite spent 12 of them is club uk music banging copt of wif a bird from aberdeen luuuvvvvlllyyyy
"ave it wkd"
Put your hands up in the air
put your hands up inhe air for club uk we love this club
"GET UR FUCKIN RAT OOT"
Club Uk was the best dancin er there it was fulla glesga ppo, and if u wur there at the same time as us u would have seen us in black and pink tshirts saying 'best fuck in malia 06' - if u missed oot this year dont worry cos we r goin back next year and no doubt we wull be the best fuck in malia 07 aswell hahaha, GET UR FUCKIN RAT OOT !!!!!!!
"WHAT A CLUB"
oh my god what a club this is........ once you discover it theres no going back to anyother club you head here evry night like we did.
The club has also got some great eye candy 2 for the night (DJ PBEST and bishy) haha, what a pair.....
If you wanna go somewhere where you can just rave and every single song that comes on is an absolute tune then go to CLUB UK!!! you will love it..
I also reccomend that you buy a cd from them cos when you get home all you wanna do is remeber the nights and the cd is a great way of doing that. Well club uk see you next summer!!!! LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL!!!!
Went to Malia back in 2002 and spent loads of time in Club UK!
Luvin it, Its a wicked club with mint tunes!!
"wen i say u say we say u say club UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Were givin it were givin it were givin it fukin large!!! o mi god defo tha best club in malia. was ther everi nite n luved everi min ov it! defo guin bk this year summer 07 wil b more mental then last in malia. cya really soon guys bring it on club uk!!
The 1 and only place in malia for banging trance and scouse music,you can listen to the mix cd from club uk over at
"Big up the Club UK"
This place is boss, one of the best clubbing experiences of my life with class tunes (new and classic) and the atmosphere is awesome!!
Hey it's the naked lady of malia here. i got home yesterday, so gutted i wish i was still there. Club UK was fuckin amazin i actually won a bottle of champayne for stripping. Come on.
Miss you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Club UK was da best place to go me na my mates went dere everynight from the 7th july 07 to the 13th july 07, the djs are top quality an everyone was avin a great time. all the djs will play songs if u ask
i recomend that everyone goes to Club UK
Here We, Here We Here, We Fukin Go
Oggy Oggy Oggy
Oy Oy Oy
"WERE GIVING IT,GIVING IT,GIVING IT,FUCKING LARGE"
I CAN HONESTLY SAY THIS IS NOT ONLY THE BEST PLACE IN MALIA BUT THE WORLD, ITS MY 3RD TIME IN MALIAS AND I HAVE SPENT ALMOST EVERYNIGHT IN CLUB UK.
U HAVE TO BUY A CD FROM THE MINT DJS SO U CAN RELIVE THE TIME U SPENT IN CLUB UK, I WILL BE BCK SOON
OGY OGY OGY............( YOU KNOW THE REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL!"
This was THE best club in the whole of malia!!!! Bin for 2wks and come into Club UK almost everynite. Spent my mates 20th in there and got a fantastic reception! Mainly down to the shirts we all had on with me and your mum on! Just wish had bin able 2 spend more time in malia than the fortnite! Defo cumin bck 2 malia next year as only got back this mornin an already want 2 be bck, and hopefully 2 work aswell in 2008!
lovin u all at club uk xx
"I say Club u say UK"
I have just come back from Malia yesterday..
I can honestly say if ur into ur dance music u will love this bar.
Bar staff are mint ( Claire Say's Hi to Jamie)
Malia is bloody Mental and we all loved every bit of it...
So all you lucky people who are off to Malia... Enjoy and have the time of ur life..
Donna,Claire & Lindsey
"Club UK... here we f**king go!"
Undoubtedly the best bar/club in malia. An amazing atmosphere every night without fail as it pumps out the very best dance music malia has to offer. Iv been every summer for the past 4 years and each time Club UK gets better n better. Theres good security incase of any bother but they dont stop u from dancing all over the stages and having a rowdy laugh with ur mates. Everyone in the entire place is dancin n raving away with not 1person left out. A great place forthe best night out malia style!!
july the 3rd me and boys from glasgow are coming 2 malia for 2 weeks been told so much about club uk ant wait !!!
ROOT TOOT TOOT THE TROOPS ARE OOT
"Every night ..........."
U'b wrong not to go. i got back yesturday an miss it!! Club UK made most of my Malia 07!!!
club uk is propa amazin!!!
music is class!!! Dance and Trance!! Lush.
open till you r!!!
All the people ar really canny.
Best 2 euro eva spent!!
go after 3 nd the music starts kikin in!!1
WE LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HER WE FUKIN GO!!!!!
i got back from malia on tues.wish i was still there.we went 2 the uk club most nights.it was brilliant.the music was gr8 and there was never no trouble in it.every1 jus wanted2 have a good time.the only thing i didnt lik was the guy with the pony tail who comes in2 the toilets chaging the bins.he stuck the lips on me one night.i didnt like that.and i was on my own.i told my bf and it never happend again.apart frm that i loved the uk club.gr8 club guys:)
"no 1 place to be "
here we here we.....here we we fuckennnn goooooooooo
CLUB UK WAS AMAZING! WENT IN ALMOST EVERY NYT A WAS IN MALIA! TOTALLY LOVED IT! WELL WANT TO COME BAK!
"Here we fuckin gooooo !"
Best club in Malia by far. Atmosphere is immense. If you like your F/House and bangin' Dance music then get yourself along.
Pete (Club UK Worker/Malia '05)
"Best nite ever!!"
We were at the club in july fri 20th and loved every minute of our nite there! Hi ya OB!! Sorry we didnt come back next nite.. lots o' love jo n jai the podeum dancers!! Cant wait to come back!!
"here we fucking go"
by far the best place in malia and the safest place to be aswell best atmosphere
I'm the girl you burnt x
I went to UK Club when i went to Malia in July 2007. I tought it was amazin the the dj was fantastic. am defo gona go back !
"I LOVE MALIA"
OMG went 2 malia with 13 ov me girlies this summer and it was beyond amazing! id go bak now loved every minute ov it and club uk was a winner! iv u like goin out n partyin then go 2 club uk
"FUCKING TOP OF THE POPS HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
fUCKING BEST HOL EVER IT WAS BRILL....CLUB UK WAS WELL THE BEST CLUB IN MALIA THE MUSIC WAS MINT LIKE WIGAN PIER!!!! DEFO GOING BACK NEXT YEAR....MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE HAHAHA!!!
"we luved malia fuckin brill just like wigan pier!!"
malia 2007 was well the best hol ever had a fucking brill time!!!! went club uk every nite was well the best club in malia defo going back next year.... the djs was top as fuck like in the wigan pier!!!! malia 2008 ere we come hahaha !!!!
"Best place Ever!"
Club Uk was the high light of my holiday,i looked forward to night time so i could have a good old dance. Dj's are wicked especially Orange Boy!! Your the man! The music is Fantastic cant fault it at all! The Foam? Wot can i say, hee hee i loved it! I think you guys should all move to Glasgow an open a Club UK there cos i'm having with drawl symptoms!!
UK Club, amazing night club! me and a few of my friends were there this year! we were in every night ravin away! hoping to come back for summer 2008 to work! x
Amazin Place! me and 5 of my friends were there tghis year! best holiday ever! club uk was amazin! never out the place! hoping to come over and work summer 2008 !!!! x
I was in Malia from teh 26th June Till 11th of July and was in Club UK every night of my holiday!!
The bar staff were all amazing, such a good laugh, the music was pumping and just a great atmosphere!!
I am going out to malia to work for the season next year so will be hitting Club Uk once again!
Cant wait roll on 2008!!
Its not massive in here buts when its get busy the atmosphere is buzzing they let of jets of foam,
This club was brilliant came here with 11 mates in june 2007 and will be coming back for sure
"bangin club man!!"
this club was so totally rightous i was absolutaly totally ludacrisly amazed by the floor and the ceiling was so totally high. and ther was this man dude with big glasses and u no what u wont be able 2 see him!! u no why cuz i stolen his wooden leg. wwwwwwwooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! dont forget to check out my sand castle is has my underpants in the middle! Carrot juice yeh!
"Elle n Melz 2nd Home Ha! Malia 08 YuuSsssssss:D"
Best club in Malia in there every nyt without fail:D All the staff are fookin amazinnn n Luv the DJz!
Best tunez out there for a good Bounce about Ha:P A wanna go out every nyt a wanna dance under the disco lightss...........:D
Just returned from a 2 week holiday in Malia and stayed literally 50yards from Club U.K. Went there EVERY night and it never dissappointed! Anyone know where i can get a list of the tracks that were played in Club U.K. Choking for some more!
"Best club in Malia!!!!"
Deffo best club in malia people, ave a few drinks sum where else coz yall be so busy ravin ya tits of u wont even think bout goin bar:P
Malia oki but this club made it brilliant, staff were brilliant, and became our friends, women behind the bar was amazin so funny .... and sexy
"Best club in the world!!!!!!!!"
Omg best nites of my life... Goin bac in a few weeks wooooooo!!! loved the bouncers they wer fab cant wait 2 c u all again an party!!!!!!!!!! Best club everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISS U ALL xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
"I loveee u club ukkkkk :D"
Just got home from malia last night i miss it already :( and Jamieeee u r cute lol prob 4got about me now but i left my top there too :( wish i didnt. Well i will be back next year clubbin it up lol had a wkd two weeks in there, missin u all already :( x x
its lucy againnnnnnn, wishin i was clubbin it up in club uk!!! i wil be lookin on the jobs page i would loveee to fly ova next summer 2 work theree! :D ur the besttttttt, made my holidayyy :D x x x x x x